Category Archives: zines

Bored Monster, Volume One

So big! So strong! So bored!

Bored Monster, Volume One: The Awakening Written by Scotty Useless Illustrated by Caroline Landmine 4.25 x 11 in (closed) Publication date: Fall 2012 Meetings can be boring. Not just I-wish-I-were-outside-drinking-bourbon boring. I mean really, really boring. I mean turning-people-into-monsters boring. I mean becoming-a-monster-and-then-getting-stronger-from-the-boredom boring. Scotty Useless teamed up with Philly based artist and illustrator (and […]

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January (This Year’s Gonna Be Different For Me)

writers like other writers.

By Scott Ziegler 16 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: January, 2011 So long feelings of inadequacy and self-doubt, this year, I’m going to be a writer. Hello instant fame and fortune! (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! It’ll make him feel […]

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February (Pronouncing That Word)

By Scott Ziegler 8 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: February, 2011 Another would-be joyous occasion torn apart by the most factious issue of all. God help us. (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! He’ll be thrilled to hear from you!)

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March (Everything’s Worse Than It Used To Be)

Everyone's so unhappy when it's rainy and they're playing the puddles.

By Scott Ziegler 8 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: March, 2011 Something’s going on. Everything’s getting greener. People are spending more time outside. This is the pits.   (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! It’ll put him in a much better […]

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April (Mission: Excitement!)

We get both a sun and a moon in the same 24 hour period!

By Scott Ziegler 20 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: April, 2011 I’m tired of being a bummer. This month I’m gonna be excited about everyday things.   (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! He’ll be totally excited to hear from you.)

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May (Am I a Tool?)

Quite being a tool

By Scott Ziegler 12 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art (color) and Inkjet Text Publication Date: May, 2011 I think I may have backed myself into a social corner. I’m having trouble mixing comfortably with the hipper crowds.   (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! He’ll be […]

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June (Sometimes Things Work Out)

Holding my breath until I get what I want.

By Scott Ziegler 20 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: June, 2011 Scott wants this to work out. He really wants this. He’s not going to breathe again until he gets this. (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott know! He’ll be happy to […]

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July (Multum in Parvo)

Naked stick man

By Scott Ziegler 20 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art and Inkjet Text Publication Date: July, 2011 This time of year is so hot and disgusting. Everything is gross and uncomfortable. There are too many people everywhere Scott goes. He’s feeling very crowded. But he’s got a plan. And it’s not pretty. (Think […]

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August (Summer Cold)

Scientists trying to figure out why Scott's so grumpy

By Scott Ziegler 20 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art (color) and Inkjet Text Publication Date: August, 2011 Something disturbing is happening to usually-mild-mannered Scott. He’s all grumpy and hard to be around. Ladies and gentlemen, allow the wild speculating to begin! (Think you might like to read this whole zine? Let Scott […]

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September (Let’s All Do This Thing I Think Is A Good Idea!)

People bar-b-quing and enjoying summer.

By Scott Ziegler 20 Pages 5.5 x 4.25 in (closed) Clip Art (color) and Inkjet Text Publication Date: November, 2011 Sure we all look forward to summer. We think about spending time outside with people we like. Maybe having a vacation. Maybe even trying out the new season’s fashion. But how much do we really […]

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